I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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