If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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