i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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