Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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