Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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