Dual....:-)
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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