Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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