The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I cannot find my penis.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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