p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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