I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
