I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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