in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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