I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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