I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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