i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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