Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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