Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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