so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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