I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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