I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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