so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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