Where is the hickey?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
