She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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