i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
