Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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