But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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