Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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