Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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