For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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