Already got asked if we're dating
we're chasing vodka with high fives
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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