Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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