chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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