I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize