i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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