Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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