My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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