Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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