2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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