I think I died a long time ago.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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