this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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