school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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