My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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