Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
only you would photoshop your dick
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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