Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
