Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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