Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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