chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Come on in and take your pants off
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