I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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