better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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