you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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