If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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