whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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