Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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