Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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