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(586): View more from Michigan

I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events

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(207): View more from Maine

it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.

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(516): View more from New York

I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(813): View more from Florida

The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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(757): View more from Virginia

I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.

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(678): View more from Georgia

i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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(248): View more from Michigan

my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.

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