i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.