I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.