Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.