Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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