it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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